Memories

I would like to say sorry to my blog reader who do not understand English as i posted Chinese blog few days ago. Sometimes it is hard for me to type my feeling in English. You all know la, I'm chinese educated, obviously my Chinese will be better. If you need translation, please click here. Although it is talking bullshit after all, but then better than nothing mah. I think you can understand around 10% of the whole post. No need to rub your eyes, you have no eyesight problem. I tried that website already, the result came out is like shit!! If I'm not translating what i had wrote, i don't even know what it is fucking about.... It is better you ask someone who have chinese background to translate for you.

I read most of my friend's blog. I saw most of them posted about their life during primary and secondary school. Some of them even reported thier life since they was a baby. I don't know it is coincident or already takdir... I found pictures of mine which was taken when I'm still a innocent kid. Some of the pictures are funny, and this makes me decided to share with my friends. And at the same time I can show off how cute I was. Now I'm no longer a cute guy already.. haiz.. who ask me become a handsome guy liao leh? ~Aiyo, give face a bit and stop vomiting ok?

I think that I'm a lucky guy. My dad is the eldest son of my grandparents, and me is the eldest son of my parents. So, i'm the "jiong zi dik siun",which means the first male child of a first male child in a family. Complicated? Ask your mom la. I don't know how to explain already. Conclusion is..... male grandchild la. Just because of this, my grandmom and aunties was so sayang me. For example, my name was given after a fortune teller counted my time of birth("bat zi" in cantonese), i will have present in cash of RM50 during birthday, etc... And this not happen on the lesser lucky one, my elder and younger sister. Really tong yan nge tong mang.

Ok, fai wah siu gong, let's start the story about myself...
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I also don't know who is this until my mom told me that it was me.

Really fat till can cut some part to cook bat kut teh liao.

My sister and me, in my uncle's weeding dinner.

I don't know why i worn like a waiter while my sister was like a princess.

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I'm not sure wheather I "banana addicted" or inimical with banana.

Got one sure got two.. got two? Sure got no more left la.

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My lovely tricycle was sold to a "anneneh" liao.

But uncle Ford still available, wanna have a ride?

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Chew: "take off your hand, ham sap lou!!

Dont't you try to kiss me, ham sap poh!!"

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Family photo taken at Genting Highland.

Ah Yng? She was still in the form of sperm and ovam.

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Who said I'm fat since I was small?!

I also got thin before leh.

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Chew Chew and me.

My mom want to wear our pants parallel to our nipples but she failed to do so.

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Me at Padang Merdeka.

But I not able experience the feeling of stepping on the grass cause the barrier was too high.

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My cousins and me during CNY.

I think my younger sister was the cutest amongst them.

Of course la.. took photo with SOME monster woh.

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During my sister's birthday.

My clothing was like going to sleeping or just woke up.

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A-Famosa... Trip to Melaka seems like wasting my time.

I also don't like to see walls and cannon one.

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At the birtday party of Chew Chew and me..Dad and mom want to save cost ma... The person beside me was one of my best friend during primary school. Very unlucky we lost contact after we entered into secondary school.

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The time when we cut cake and blew candle before wishing...

I don't know whether the guy never cut cake before or never take picture before.

He put so much effort and stand between us and hold the plastic knife with my brother.

Notice that my cake was bigger than my brother one? And do you notice only I have angpau? This is so called discrimination/bias/different between jiong zi dik siun and his brother.

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My younger sister's birthday party...

I damn nge song for being woke up by my mom.

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Finish blowing candle hor?

I go bank and sleep first. Good night.

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I start my study life when I was in 5 years old. I still remember that I was a dai ham sap when I'm still a kid. Everytime aslo cried like hell just because of small small thing. But this method really got affect woh, all the people aslo will feel sympathy to me and sayang me. If not why i use that method for several years ar?

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This story ended at Standard 2.....

One day, I scolded by one of my friend who cannot tolerate anymore. She used that pei si face and say: "you really memper-siasui-kan.. really useless.. know nothing except crying.." Since that day, I swear to myself that i won't simply drop tear anymore. And i finally realised the side effect after few years............ I became cold blood liao. I dun even have feeling when watching a drama which have a extreamly sad story. The female family members used the tisu like her father is producing tisu paper or having a business of specialised in selling tisu paper..

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The time when I was in kindergarten...

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Graduation photo. That time I dun even know why they want to take my picture. I thought they gonna send my picture to model company.. makes me cannot sleep well for few nights..

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My stingy father bought me a simple and small cake during celebration of my birthday in kindergarten. Lucky I had fought for that.. Otherwise what I'm cutting was swiss roll liao.

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The birthday stars taking photo together. Do you notice the little monster standing beside me?

It was Khian Foo.. And Alex was standing at the last row.

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Sijil berhenti tadika yang kurang bernilai.

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As other students, I entered primary school in 7 years old. I still remember that how my parent brought me into the class:
When I first day went to kindergarten:

~My dad bring me to a seat and then say bye bye to me.
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When I first day went to primary school:

~My mom stood outside the class and asked me go in myslef. After that say bye bye..
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When I first day went to secondary school

~My dad's car parked at opposite the school and ask me go in myself. This time no bye bye.

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Class photo in Standard 1. The class which get the award of "dirtiest class" for 35 weeks.

Class photo in Standard 3. The youngest class in morning session and get the award of "cleanest class" for 35 weeks. Really regret to enter this class.. Because all the student in this class was pandai-pandai belaka.. I totally cannot compete and only can get 47/50 in the kedudukan. Sad...

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Time passed so fast and I was already in secondary school.....

During Form 3.. Nothing to comment about.. Just want to tell my class teacher: "sei ham sap lou, balik kampung tanam jagung la!!"

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Final year in secondary school.. I seems like half awaken like that..

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My first and second job during Form 4 holiday and after SPM respectively was at Aktif Lifestyle Store which is not longer exist liao..Why? Gulung tikar liao la.. Everyday kena cursed by the us when passby outside the building, no matter how good business aslo no use la.~You believe it ar? If we have such power, I already passed all my ACCA papers la..

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The lady in green colour T-shirt was our assistant manager. She was totally a different person during and after working hour. Damn scary when saw her in the shopping floor.. She changed from a lion to a cat after working hour. If she is good friend of you after working hour, don't think you will safe when you did something wrong in front of her. She will definitely no gice face and scold you in front of thousand of customers and staffs. (Note: her voice was loud enough untill the whole Plaza OUG can heard it even she didn't use microphone.)

What I wonder sometime is, am I from SMK Desa Perdana or SMK Sri Sentosa? You know why I think like that? Because my close friends now are all from SMK Sri Sentosa. I'm like a Alien when go out with them. But this group of "human from the Earth" treating me so good!! Nevertheless, I will aslo never forget the friends of mine in my secondary school who also treating me as good as the "human from the Earth"... Wish friendship forever..


p/s: I realised I'm not that cold blooded. I felt so sad when my grandpa passed away.. I thought I can tahan the tears.. but at the end, I failed to do so...

好消息与坏消息

近来觉得时间过得还真快，起床没多久太阳就下山了。啊，真是光阴似箭，夕阳无限好呀! 好好好，好个屁啦，是起床比较晚一点啦!!每天晚上温习到半夜三更，还要七早八早起床，当我是机械人还是神仙啊?不过我跟神就快没什么分别了，反正一天内给人诅咒就来坐神台三次，我是不是人都无所谓了。

星期四是我最难受的一天，因为我必需早上十点前到学院，上课上到晚上十点才回到家。再加上现在于斋戒当中，午餐和晚餐都是用面包或饼干来解决，吃到我的口又干又淡。当看着人家大口大口地咬着汉堡和薯条，不禁直流口水，但也只能把我自己带来的烂臭面包，边吃边想像自己好像在吃汉堡咯。

今天又是星期四，艰难的一天又开始了。讨厌的闹钟把我和周小姐的约会终止了。心里多不甘愿也没用啊，谁叫我的闹钟是我的手机"充当"的，我才不愿意把我的宝贝丢出门外。看你笑得那么淫，我就知道你想歪了，此宝贝不同彼宝贝。彼宝贝有如万能胶似紧一紧地黏着我，那会舍得离开我呐? (18SX，小孩子请回避!)

起床后，该死的眼睛怎样也张不大，只好去洗个澡来咯。正当我冲完凉，把门打开时，我妈已坐在冲凉房外的沙发上了。这时，我妈不懂是扮傻还是真的不知道我等一下要去上课，竟然问我要去哪里。当我跟她说我等一下要去上课时，她便开始从歪题进入正题了....
"Ceh,去上课罢了是吗?我还以为去拍拖呢"妈说。哇，我哪来的女朋友啊?!还是她已当了周小姐是她未来媳妇了?我妈是否想喝媳妇茶想到傻了?等我还未开口答辩，她的机关枪又出击了.....
"没女孩子追你meh? ” ~有就要接受的meh
"有人暗恋你没有?" ~你都说明暗恋了，我哪知道啊
"你没有去追女孩子meh?” ~有没有追女孩子需要直击报导么
"你有没有喜欢过女子啊?" ~我可以原谅你在"喜欢过" 和"女子" 之间少了"哪个"两个字
无可奈何嘛，只回答"没有啊，没有啊" 来敷衍她咯。但是她还是穷追不舍，并重复了她最后一个问题。这时我心里想我妈是否要婉转地问我是不是搞断背了。然而，我也明白为什么她会这样问，毕竟我22岁了还是单身，难免她会怀疑的。这时我当然安慰我妈，说我有女朋友了一定带回来的给她看看的。但是，事实上妈有那种想法，还是我把事情复杂化了?这还是一个迷..... 我没有侦探精神?难道你要我问她是否怀疑我是gay吗? 这样会把事情极度复杂化，懂吗？

在去学院的路途中，我突然想起那天有个朋友也是这样问我。那时候她在电话的另一边比我妈直接100倍。她问我有没有喜欢或暗恋过女生，就算我是喜欢或暗恋过男生，她也不会看不起我。我顿时的反应是：他妈的，要八卦也不必那样问我吧?!到盖了电话后我才发觉她是否怀疑我搞断背啊.... 天啊!这是凑巧还是我脸上有刻了"我搞断背"四个大字啊?!我还笨到拿镜子来照，真死蠢.....

发生这些事，我只可以用两个字来形容我的心情.....
"倒霉"?错
"愤怒"?又错
"接受"?去死啦，错错错错错错
是"开心".....因为起码还有人关心我嘛。试问你完全不关心的人，你才懒得管他爱上了人妖还是禽兽呢.....我觉得我现在的生活没什么不好嘛，起码我自由自在，不受另一半的约束，也可以专心地读书，最多我答应你们，家人第一，朋友第二，女朋友第三咯,满意了吧?

p/s: 我不懂为什么在每一年新年的团圆饭上一定有人问我有了女朋友没。我有了我不会立刻派人发皇榜告知天下meh?!我不嫌你们烦，你们也该问到sien了吧....

Newcomer In My House

♪ Oh you don’t mean nothing at all to me Oh you don’t mean nothing at all to me.....♪ Stupid Nelly Furtado woke me up in the "early" morning. I was still thinking who is the senseless person was calling my handphone. It was my dad. I'm sure that he mou hou dai hit if he call me at this time. Of course, it was same as what i expected. He ORDER me to wake up immediately and told me that he will reach in 10 minutes. Then i asked why. "Come and help me to carry thing" he said. At this time, I scold bad words to him...... Of course, scold in my own heart. I'm not that stupid to raise a war with the captain commander/source of living. Otherwise you are the one who suffer. Aiya, I know i mou guat hei, but human being is like that one la. Dun tell me you want to fight against the money. I'm sure you have a higher chance to lose.

Once my dad's car was reach at the gate, I saw my aunty was in the car too. I feel wonder what is going to happen later. At that point, my dectective mind begin to analysis the possible event that will happen.
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Analysis Report will be the following:
1. They are planning to sell me at Petaling street (0%)
~stand whole day aslo nobody want to buy la.
2. They want treat me lunch (20%)
~treat me eat dragon meat aslo no use la. I eat zai for 1 month leh.
3. They want transfer all their property to me (0.5%)
~man man den la
4. They want me to help to carry thing (100%)
~bullshit

While the possibilities still floating in my mind, we reach the destination already. It is Standard Charted building, my aunty's working place. Then above my head appeared a million of question marks. Carry thing in Standard Charted building? Wah, this time fat dat la.. Maybe is money!!! Eh, want dreaming please go home and sleep first. Thank you for your co-operation.

I followed my aunty to 17th floor. I damn enjoy for taking the lift as the lift is so high-tech. I got a feeling not to come out from the lift at the moment the lift door was opened. Ya la, I know I like a sam bah lou la. Cannot meh? The security system is damn good until my aunty need to scan her card non stop only we reach to the office. I was brought to a room and my aunty point her finger to a......... a.........a........ thing...... Excuse me, it was fully cover by plastic. How i'm gonna to judge what it is huh?! Without asking further, i tried to carry that "thing". The "thing" is not so heavy only, but DAMN heavy. A staff came in with a trolley. Then we carried this "thing" to my dad's car. Again, we passed the non stop card scanning process. Maybe that time i still haven't totally awaken, plus feel nge song for being waken up such early, therefore i never ask what is the thing inside. And they seems to not planning to tell me also. Finally, I reach my home. The "thing" was put at my house.......

The "Thing" ~ looks like washing machine from this angle

Side view

Do you able to guess what is inside?

Finally i know what is inside after i saw this lable:

LORENZO!! A brand of furniture

I tear the plastic and saw this:

A brand new sofa

The sofa is damn nice, no matter it is from point of view of its looking or the feeling sitting on it. Then i start planning where to put this so that I can show off a bit. After I move the furniture in my living room here and there, I decided to put it beside my house phone. Why? Of course want comfortable when talking on phone lo. I feel so sayang cause cannot use it as my computer chair. But then i realised that why my living room suddenly looked like so weird. And I found the weird part..............

Matching Problem....

You can try to imagine when the new sofa want to match with the old one, it is impossible it look nice because...........my sofa set that my dad bought 10 years ago is like this....

You judge la. Match meh? If your answer is yes, i think it is time you go to see doctor already.

开始了啦！！

终于踏出我写部落格的第一步了，如果写得不好，请不要吐口水好吗? 不要?! 我是为你的电脑萤幕着想呐，爆炸了可不管我的事吖，是你自作自受的。想当初还“屎”(读"sai") 别人写部落格无聊，像大便，还要讲像牛大便tim..... 我看我需要收回那句话，并在此说一声对不起。

终于开学了!!!这个假期真真真真真真长，等开学到我发霉。今天是开学的第十天了，才让我发现原来开学了也不是一番好滋味，我可是上一整天的课吖。持续几天这样，不死都半条人命了。累的不是身体，而是脑筋。三天之内塞进两个月的课程，使我疲累不堪。就因为是catch up class,讲师的速度就像子弹火车一般，如果没录起来，我看这个十二月我就要交白卷了。

这次的课, 我的班有点特别。怎样特别? 猜猜看.....

同学都是美女? 不是
老师都是美女? 不是
老师和同学都是妖怪? 不是啦!! Sot的都知道我身边布满妖怪啦，老师和同学都是妖怪又有什么特别的?! (嘿嘿....我只是加点娱乐性，让你们没有那么闷嘛)
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是有Adelyn陪我上课啦。不够特别meh? 我还是觉得比"老师和同学都是妖怪" 还来得特别呢。虽然有逃课记录，但有人陪上课，总好过像以前孤伶伶一个人嘛。另外还有一堆好朋友陪呢，这次再也不会嫌无聊了。

明天没有上课，可是必须温习，真命苦啊!!!(说是温习，可能又去走街的，看看有没有人约我咯) 谁叫我要等到成绩出了才报名?。还要大声说及格两科后就要吃斋一个月，这次真的是自己拿来的。幸好没说要剃光头,不然就变成光头佬了。